12 July 2008

I feel unusual... again!


Yesterday whilst shopping in the city, my upper lip suddenly started to itch. I kept sort of squeezing my lips together instead of scratching my lips. Who scratches their lips anyway? In any case, it sort of hurt as well. When I got out to the car I looked into the mirror and, yikes! My upper lip was very swollen. I must have been stung or bitten by some kind of insect. Well, either that or there is a Ninja Cosmetic Surgeon out there giving phantom collagen shots! Perhaps he leaped out and administered the injection whilst I blinked! Hmmm… You can see why I feel unusual, this time!

P.S. This morning when I got out of bed, my lip was mostly normal again. Glad I didn’t pay for that collagen injection if it only lasts 12 hours!